Haiku Weight Loss Tips No. 7

THREE GLASSES

Fill three glasses with

Clear sparkling water today

Consume only those

Haiku Tax Tips No. 8

POST OFFICE

Send your money now

You don't want to stand in line

Insult, injury

Fun Facts Series: Jack Nance

No. 1: Married to Kelly, porn star daughter of Jerry Van Dyke.
No. 2: She called him while he was filming on the Yosemite set of "Meatballs 4" threatening suicide.
No. 3: He was attempting to console her over the phone when a lightning storm cut them off.
No. 4: By the time he was able to send the police to his home, she had hanged herself.
No. 5: He later died after a fight outside Winchell's in South Pasadena.

Haiku Weight Loss Tips No. 6

COMBUSTION

Burn your calories

As fire turns trees to ash

You become lighter

Haiku Weight Loss Tips No. 5

LONG RUN

Train for distance runs
Then complete a marathon
The pounds will melt off

Haiku Tax Tips No. 7

SPIRIT OF GIVING

Acts of charity
Are important for karma
And tax deductions

Haiku Tax Tips No. 6

APOCALYPSE

Withhold maximum

Pay it on April 15

The world may end first

Haiku Tax Tips No. 5

THE GAME

Ah, my rite of spring!
I play the game of 'avoid'
With the IRS

Haiku Tax Tips No. 4

WATER

Stream flows to river
Just like my money's flowing
To the IRS

Haiku Tax Tips No. 3

RITE OF SPRING

Contrary to what
The guy who crashed that plane thought
You must file each year

Haiku Tax Tips No. 2

FOR SUSTENANCE

It's only money
Coins, bills, but still ... I would like
To keep what is mine

Haiku Tax Tips No. 1

SIMPLICITY

Live the simple life
Keep earnings low, losses high
You'll go unnoticed

Haiku Weight Loss Tips No. 4

NO LUNCH

Clouds float in the sky
As lightly as you will feel
If you skip your lunch

Haiku Weight Loss Tips. No. 3

MORNING MIST

Move across this world
As lightly as the morning mist
Consuming little

Haiku Weight Loss Tips No. 2

JOURNEY

When the sun comes up
Start walking and do not stop
Until the sun sets

Haiku Weight Loss Tips - No. 1

THE WINDOW

Sit perfectly still
On the floor for twelve hours
Look out the window